Please, for the love of God, unmute this

Okay its fine if you cut a square shaped sandwich in half so that you have two equal rectangles (even tho diagonal os the way to go). But if you cut that sandwich horizontally instead of vertically then you're fucking dead to me.

But... vertical is weird af!

I don't want to be mean but you're fucking delusional. Why would i want two bottom corners and two top corners on my pieces of sandwich? You gotta balance it out.

just turn it clock wise ?

i owe myself an apology for allowing shit i didn’t deserve.

me: *one headphone doesn’t work properly*

me: *twists headphone cord around arm, folds it in half, pinches cord jack, drapes cord carefully on lap, hunches over, and holds it against ear*

headphone: *works*

me: ah perfect